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posted 1 Dec 2012, 11:21 by Owen Brotherwood
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to 
real persons, living or dead is purley coincidental. Void where 
prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank 
number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. 
Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not 
use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be 
paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval.  This is not an offer to 
sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for 
some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For 
recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. 
If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable 
parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to 
change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage 
necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes 
acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size 
fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substaintial amount of 
non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the 
forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use 
only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. 
Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will 
not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. 
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not 
responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages 
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.  At 
participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. 
See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do 
not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. 
Your cancelled check is your recipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid 
contact with skin.  Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is 
properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher 
west of the Mississippi.  Employees and their families are not 
eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some 
questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure 
prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for 
this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped 
in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only 
in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with 
same type.  Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here 
if tax deductible.  Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not 
include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. 
Prerecorded for this time zone.  Reproduction strictly prohibited. No 
solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses.  No anchovies unless otherwise 
specified. Restaurant package, not for resale.  List at least two 
alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before 
digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned
in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record
additional transactions on back of previous stub.

This supersedes all previous notices.
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